A worried young woman went to her doctor and said:
“Doctor I’m getting married this weekend and I’ve led my fiancé to believe that I’m still a virgin when in fact I’m not. Is there anything you can do to help me?”
The doctor said medically,
“There’s nothing I can do but there is a little trick you might like to try. On your wedding night, when you’re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband inserts his penis, snap the elastic band and tell him it’s your virginity snapping,”
Deciding that her husband was gullible enough to fall for the ruse, she put the plan into action.
After a beautiful, romantic wedding, the happy couple retired to the honeymoon suite.
There, she went into the bathroom, slipped the elastic band up her leg, finished preparing and climbed into bed with her new husband.
Wasting no time, her husband slid the end of his penis into her, whereupon she snapped the elastic band.
“Ow!” he yelled. “What the bloody hell was that?”
“Oh nothing, honey,” she replied.
“It was just my virginity snapping.”
“Well snap it back again,” he cried.
“It’s wrapped around my b@lls”