Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.
Ethel said,
“You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘S*x and Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual org@sm’.
‘Mutual org@sm’ here and mutual org@sm’ there – that’s all they talk about.
Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual org@sm?”.
Mabel thought for a long while.
Finally, she shook her head and said,
“No, I think we had State Farm.