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This Is Why All Ford Drivers Are Going To Hell

However, they all fail to notice the stop signs, and all crash into each other at an intersection.

They all arrive at the Pearly Gates where St

Peter is waiting for them.

St

Peter asks, “So, what’s your story?”

The first of the three men replies, “Well, I think I just died in a car crash.”

St

Peter nods and asks, “And what car did you drive on Earth?”

“A Pontiac Firebird,” answers the mortal.

“Oh, I see

Well, unfortunately that means you’re going to hell, son.”

The second man walks up and gets asked the same question.

The second man looks slightly worried as he replies, “I drove a Ford Mondeo.”

“Sorry, going down,” St

Peter says.

The third man steps forwards gingerly.

“So,” asks St

Peter “What sort of car did you drive?”

“Er, a Land Rover,” comes the shaky reply.

“Well then, welcome to Heaven, son!” says St

Peter.

The Land Rover driver is slightly confused, and says, “I thought I was in trouble there

What gives?”

St

Peter smiles and says, “Son, you’ve already been through Hell.”