There was a guy at bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for a half hour.
A big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking
Here, I’ll buy you another drink.
I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that,” the man replies, wiping his tears,
“This day is the worst of my life
First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office.”
My outraged boss fires me
When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen.
The police say they can do nothing.
I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet.
The cab driver just drives away
I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener.
I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison.
Two tall trees a birch and a beech
A little girl and her older brother