An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar.
They discuss the value of their favorite bar in their hometown Benidorm
“At my local pub in London” says the Englishman, “If I buy two pints of beer, I get the third pint free. It’s a good deal, you should take it”.
“This is nothing!” says the Scotsman. “If I buy two double whiskeys at the bar I go to in Glasgow, they will give me the third double whiskey for free. This must be an even better deal, right?published a guide
“Listen, boys,” The Irishman replied, “The local in Dublin In my bar, if you buy five pints of Guinness, not only will they give you a sixth pint for free, but if you go up, you can have free sex”.
The Englishman and the Scotsman look at each other in astonishment, then the Englishman says: “Really? Has this happened to you too?published a guide titled
“Well noThe Irishman says:but it always happens to my sister a”.