A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes in with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says.
“You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man
“How long have I got?”
“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.
“Ten?!?!” the man asks
“Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?”
“Nine…”