She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid’s bed beside her…
After a few passionate kisses, and the wife growing increasingly angry, she suddenly switched on the lights and screeched, “Surprised?”
“I sure am, ma’am!” stammered the chauffeur.