“That’s it,” said Mary “I am so embarrassed and I am never taking him to Church again!”
Her mum says,
“Why, what happened this time?”
Mary replies,
“You know it was a vigil Mass today.”
“Yes,” says her mum.
Mary continues,
“Well, they dimmed all the lights, everyone went quiet and the altar boys came up the aisle holding candles.”
Her mum says,
”That sounds lovely Mary, so what’s the problem.”
Mary says,
”HE started singing Happy Birthday to you!!”