Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.
“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.
“And why not?” asks Stan.
“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday?
Like my wife and I have here?” Stan says nothing.
The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I want a nephew.
Stan, make me an uncle.
” Stan can’t take it anymore.
He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother,
“You’re sure you want a nephew?”
“Yes,” the brother replies.
“It would be an honor.”
“Well, congratulations, you’re holding him.”