A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.”
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, “Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won’t even have enough time to undress himself.”
She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, “So what happened?”
She responds, “The bastard used coins, so I’m still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!”