Police officer, Danny Malone, pulls over a catholic priest for driving erratically and swerving all over the road.
Officer Malone gets out of his police car and, as he approaches the window of the priest’s car, he notices what looks like a bottle of wine in a brown bag on the passenger seat next to the priest.
Suspicious that he may have a DUI violation on his hands, Officer Malone says, “Father, I pulled you over for driving erratically and swerving back there. You haven’t been drinking have you?“
“No, my son, I haven’t,” the priest responds. “Why would you ask me that?“
“Well you were swerving all over the road and struggling to control your vehicle,” says Officer Malone. “And now I can see you have a bottle on the seat next to you.“
“Oh my son,” the priest responds. “That’s just holy water.”
“So why is it in a brown bag, Father?” Officer Malone inquires.
“To protect it from the sun’s rays, my son,” the priest responds
“Really?” says Officer Malone. “Would you mind if I take a sip then, Father?”
“Not at all, my son,” the priest responds. “Go ahead.”
Officer Malone takes the bottle from the priest and puts it to his lips. He takes a little sip and immediately spits it out on the ground.
“Father, this is wine!” exclaims Officer Malone.
“Praise the Lord!” the priest responds. “He’s done it again!”