Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man ...
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, as happy as a worm ...
He calls home ‘Dad,’ he says, ‘you won’t believe what modern education is developing They actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog Ol’ Blue how to talk.’ ‘That’s amazing!’ his Dad says ‘How do I get Ol’ Blue in that program?’ ‘Just send him down here with $2,000,’ the young jackaroo says, ‘I’ll get him ...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man ...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out ...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of ...
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, ...
The first guy goes in and kicks as., best job interview he’s ever done in his life End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?” “Yeah,” says the guy… “You don’t have any EARS, man!” “I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid ...