Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party… After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied ...
One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question: Little Boy: “Father I heard you once say that we all came from dust” Parish priest, “That’s right I did say that”. Little boy: “And Father I heard you say that when we die we go back to dust.” Parish Priest: “That’s right I did ...
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a cheque. “Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike He won’t bother you ...
Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought Tom was acting weird We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner I was shopping with my friends all day long; and I was a little late for our date. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late; but he made ...
A farmer from the cotton fields of Central Texas dies and goes to hell Why? Well, only his wife, God and the Devil knows! Once there, the Devil notices that this farmer is not suffering like the rest there are He checks his gauges and sees that it’s 95 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes to the farmer ...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and ...
“I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The agent verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. “See this badge? ...
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure that the camping ground was fully equipped, but didn’t know quite how to ask about the toilet facilities ...