He was hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm John Bradford, a University of Kentucky student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was horrid, and seemed to drag-on. Yet still, no car went by. The storm ...
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things – chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Finally, the uncle had an idea ...
The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.” The man continues, “We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and ...
So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went back to ...
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me We’re the same age; We were the same size as kids I just don’t get it.” “Well, ” said the big Gator, “What have you been eating?” “Lawyers and politicians, same as you, ” replied the small Gator. ...
“But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is such a bargain,” the sales clerk explained “Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like this, and tuck this left lapel under your chin a bit, like this.” “But the right leg is way too short,” argued the customer. “No ...
A young caveman walks up to the tribe’s elder shaman, looking irritated He asks, “How do we name our newborn babies?” The elder shaman is kinda busy, but the young boy insists to know, so he finally gives in and replies, “Well, after a baby is born, I close my eyes and perform a ritual dance.” The shaman continues, “Once ...
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St Peter says, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”. First, St Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven ...