A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to ...
She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April. The ...
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and then one of them stubs his cigarette into the truck driver’s food. Another spits in the truck driver’s milk. The last one smashes the truck driver’s food on the ground. So old man gets ...
Here’s one of our all-time favorites! The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says, ...
Same time everyday at the same bar This went on for years and as time went on the bond between these three men grew into something like a brotherhood. Then one day as they were having their after work drinks, two of the fellows seemed really down That’s when one of the friends announced that he was moving to the ...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, So later he could remember how his staff “miss” him. Most people are writing standard phrases like, “Without you, ...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that ...
“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer, this weed isn’t mine It keeps appearing in my pocket every time I flush it down the toilet.” the man replied. “Oh, really? This I gotta see If you can prove it, you’re free to go!” the policeman challenged. The man takes all the ...