At a High School in Wilmington, Delaware they were experiencing a bit of a problem with the actions of some of the girls. A number of 16-year-old girls had started to wear lipstick and they would put it on in the girls’ bathroom. They’d all congregate around the bathroom mirror applying their lipstick of choice and then as they completed the ...
Jake walks into a bar in Wichita, Kansas and as he’s about to order a beer, he notices an enormous jar on the counter. This jar’s stuffed full of $10 bills, so naturally Jake’s intrigued. “There must be $5,000 in that jar,” Jake says to the bartender. “What’s the deal there?” “Well,” the bartender responds, “we’ve got a challenge going ...
To ensure you impress a hiring manager with your resumé, you must make your experience really stand out. Even when the experience you have to offer might not sound like very much, you have to make it sound impressive. For instance, let’s say on your resume, you want to include the experience, “I changed a lightbulb.” That simple statement would ...
Jim and Mary had been married for over 30 years and they were travelling from Los Angeles to London. During check-in at LAX, the airline agent was apologetic to Jim and said, “Sir, I’m sorry but the flight is full today and you should be aware that you and your wife haven’t been allocated adjacent seats. Your seat number is ...
Jack gets pulled over for speeding. As the cop approaches the car, Jack requests permission to step out of his car and the cop agrees. The cop then says, “Sir, I’m obliged to ask you why you were speeding?” “You see that woman sitting in the passenger seat?” says Jack. “That’s my wife. And the stern, miserable-looking woman in the ...
One Sunday morning, Pastor Michael told his congregation that the church needed money to repair the church roof and asked the people to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. By way of encouragement, he said that whoever gave the most money would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed around, Pastor ...