One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed ...
After celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, an old couple goes to bed. Many of the guests at the party are spending the night in the house. “Can you remember our wedding night 50 years ago?” asks the husband. “How I cut my finger so that everyone would believe you were still a virgin?” “I remember,” says the wife. “What do ...
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve Martin Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. Mae West Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. Oscar Wilde My own belief is that ...
A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away… She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other”… He said, “That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go along”… So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort… One morning they ...
Old Murphy spent 40-plus years in the Merchant Marines before retiring. One night he wondered whether he could still do the wild thing, and went down the shipyard. He found a working girl who fit his price range and nearby to an economical hotel room. They got in bed and started going to it. After a while, Murphy asked, “How ...
The three men were visiting a nude beach and it didn’t take long for them to start talking. Two of the men looked very happy to be there, while the other man was a bit grumpy. Naturally, their conversation quickly turned into a discussion about their own business. “I’m working on it,” said the first smiling man. “It’s a well-paying ...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar. They discuss the value of their favorite bar in their hometown Benidorm “At my local pub in London” says the Englishman, “If I buy two pints of beer, I get the third pint free. It’s a good deal, you should take it”. “This is nothing!” says the Scotsman. ...
A married couple, Jim and Josephine, owned their own circus and one day they walked into an Adoption Agency. Naturally, they explained their circumstances to the social worker. The social worker looked a little puzzled. “Are you sure that a travelling circus is the best environment in which to bring up a young child?” he asked. “I mean all those ...