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Mother, Where Do Babies Come From

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,

“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have s*x.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,

“That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s v@gina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear.

Jewelry.”