The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.”
The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished his meal, but that the bowl of chili is still full.
He asks him, “Are you going to eat that chili?”
The other man says, “No, by all means, help yourself.”
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. It’s delicious – the best chunky chili he’s had in a long time.
When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something.
Surprised, he looks down and sees a dead mouse in the bowl, and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got, too.”