There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful ” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said:
“You’re cute.” Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”
She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”
His reply was: “The drugs are wearing off.”