A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, “Breast fed. ” The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her fronts. He pinches her nips and sucks and rubs both fronts for a while … ...
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday once more”. They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up ...
The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches through her purse, finally dumping the contents on the table between them. She searches through the pile and finally finds a small spray bottle. She examines the label and announces, “Here it is… ...
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & beautiful young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman ...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he’s just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. “Honey, what is it? I’ve never seen you like this before.” The wife says, ...
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?” “Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice ...
The Devil invites Mike Tyson to hell one day to enjoy himself. He had guests over and he thought they’d like reveling over a background where a person goes around knocking over the residents of hell down. They apparently did not seem to enjoy themselves over it. He told the residents that he’ll let them off easy in the next ...
A man and his wife were having some arguments and problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next day the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5 am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, He finally wrote on a ...