A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform s..ually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, ‘I can cure this.’ With that said, he throws a white powder ...
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file. The Jewish man raised his eyebrows. He’d never seen anything like it – two ...
“What a wonderful Easter day! Today, I’m so happy, I’ll even be nice to the nuns”, she said. She went out of her room and saw a nun in the hall. – Good morning, Sister Joanna! You look really beautiful today! And that shirt you’re knitting is so pretty! – Thanks, Mother You look great too, but you got up ...
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk shouts, “Yes, oi ...
We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister… This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law ...
At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack: oh! Tom: For example, do you know who is Thomas Edison? Jack: No Tom: He’s the inventor of the light bulb; if you take evening classes you would know this. The next day, the ...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.” “Ah, last night I ...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a ...