A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.” The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, “Read ...
Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He called the police and said, “Get over here quickly, there’s 3 burglars trying to break into my garage on Maple Drive!” The dispatcher replied, “I see, sir. Is your garage detached from your house?” He ...
One day a man walked into a sporting goods store looking to buy a rifle The man had never been hunting before and asked the clerk if he could recommend a rifle. “Oh yes,” the clerk said “I’m not a very good shot, but I’ve done quite a lot of hunting in my day, even did some big game hunting ...
One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion! “Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!” “Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion ...
One dark night in Dublin a fire started inside the local chemical plant In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, “All our secret formulas ...
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye. “What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as ...
She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. ...
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?!” The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?” The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!” On a roll ...