After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church’s board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement This is a meeting of the board members,” explained the minister. “I know,” said the man, “but if there is ...
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier: Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules So, the husband left Glasgow and flew to Barcelona on Thursday, with his wife flying down ...
I was looking for my keys They were not in my pockets A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition My theory is the ignition is the ...
The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” ...
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’ ‘Oh no,’ I replied ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’ Then He ...
A seven years old and a four years old kids are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the seven years old, “I think it’s about time we started swearing.” The four years old nods his head in approval. “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?” “Ok”, the four years ...
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away. “Aren’t you going to have ...
One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, “All our secret formulas ...