The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book, book, book, book’. The librarian handed the chicken a different book and the chicken left. Ten minutes later, the chicken brought the book back, threw it on the desk and said: ‘book, book, book, ...
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain and finally reached their car just as the rain let up They jumped in, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer ...
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. ...
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Saudi Arabian were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a loud beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly “That was my pager,” he said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later a phone ...
… he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds The man buys a round of drinks as his wife just gave birth to typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of “WOW”! were heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, ...
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then ...
So he does this for her Birthday, much to her dismay Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. “I’d like to be six again”, She replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and ...
Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks, “So James, how’s my favorite dog doing?” James very tersely replies, “Your dog is dead.” “What?” says Phil “You can’t just tell someone their favorite dog is dead without a warning; you have to ...