They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they had spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, the husband flew down to Florida one day ahead of his wife. After he had checked in to the hotel, he noticed that there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail ...
The detective walks around the scene and writes in his little book They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind a bush. They push the bush aside and find a woman dead and completely naked. They call the police and as they wait, they decide to cover the woman up. The Cubs fan takes ...
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate He then dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came ...
The Catholic priest in a small town had become very perturbed, and he decided to lay it on the line to the congregation. “Brothers, sisters,” he said solemnly, “it has come to my attention that there are tales to the effect that immorality is rampant in our fair town. To be specific, it is being said that there is not ...
The pilot announced, “Uh, Folks, we just experienced some turbulence, which caused some engine troubles on our left wing. Luckily, this jet is equipped with 4 engines, and we still have 3 functional engines! Because of the engine issues we will be arriving at our destination 30 minutes later than scheduled.” The passengers all groaned and went back to sleeping, ...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” ...
Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although they try their ...
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well,” replied the airman “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!” “What action did you take?’ persisted another officer. “Why, sir,” replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited It was only 4:30.” ...