Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms. “Hey, lady,” yells Larry, “Throw me the cat.” “No,” she cries, “It’s too far.” “I play football, I can catch him.” The smoke is pouring from the ...
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?” “Yeah, I do!” a biker says, standing up “What about it?” “Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him…” “What are you talkin’ about?!” the biker says, disbelievingly “How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?” “Well, it seems he got stuck in ...
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn’t see anything, but on the second day, she fell into line. The second guy married a Minnesota gal; he says I told my wife she had to do all ...
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No, he went with Mum and Dad.” The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot ...
Everyone has been guilty of looking at another’s age and thinking, “Surely I cannot look that old.” I’m sure you’ve done the same If so, you may enjoy this short story. While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall ...
When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about that cold?” he asked. “No,” said Mike, “But I probably should Do you know a good doctor?” Pat gave him the name of his own doctor and assured him that he’d be in good ...
… when an older man in the crowd was heard saying, “Peanuts Popcorn Cracker Jack.” Castro didn’t break his stride but a few minutes later, a second voice was heard but with the same message, “Peanuts Popcorn Cracker Jack.” This time the Bearded One seemed momentarily perturbed, probably wondering why the secret police hadn’t already scooped up the disrespectful cur ...
Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message: 370HSSV – 0773H Trump was baffled, so he scanned it and emailed it to his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to ...