Nasreddin Hodja was boasting about the power of his faith. “If your faith is so strong, then pray for that mountain to come to you,” said a skeptic, pointing to a mountain in the distance. Nasreddin Hodja prayed fervently, but the mountain did not move. He prayed more, but the mountain remained unmoved. Finally Nasreddin Hodja got up from his ...
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband says he will search the room for a bug. He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Under the rug he finds a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss Army ...
Little Tommy was doing very poorly in math His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers — in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his ...
About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably She gets up and starts to look for him. He’s not in the bathroom, living room, or in the kitchen As she passes the laundry room, she hears his faint sniffels coming from the basement. ...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.” The following Sunday, the little boy ...
Out on the prairie, a farmer is tending to his flock of grazing sheep, when suddenly a brand new BMW pulls up on a nearby road. The man in the car is dressed in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and an expensive tie He sticks his head out of the car window and loudly calls to the ...
Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated The friends, not willing to concede, look for a different way in and find an entrance never before used. It is through this entrance that they find a secret passage way, one that is made at first to look like a dead ...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen Almost immediately he hears an explosion of voices. The restaurant owner comes storming out of ...