The man checked his speed and saw he was going 30mph He thought, “Am I crazy, or is this chicken keeping pace with me at 30mph?” So he sped up 40mph, and to his surprise, the chicken kept running right next to his car. “This can’t be right.”, the man thought “No chicken can run this fast.” So he sped ...
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered, “indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene ...
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they ...
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, “Why’d you do that?” The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you’ll have your license ready.” Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from ...
One night the Nasreddin Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed “The moon has fallen from the sky and into my well!” He ran into his house and returned with a hook attached to a rope. He then threw the hook into the water and commenced to pull it ...
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes It’s just an old basketball injury.” His friend said, “Uh, aren’t you kinda short for a basketball player?” He replied, “Oh no, I never played basketball I just lost a ton of money on the NBA finals last year and kicked ...
An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincent ‘s Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states. Finally a Scot was located who had a ...
Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig “Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. “Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY I can’t stand to ...