A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he sits there sipping his tequila, he notices that the couple at the table next to him are being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the ...
76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million people who are permanently disabled. Which leaves 203 million to do the work. There are 74 million children younger than 6. Which leaves 129 million to do the work. There are 95.2 million children and young adults in school. Which leaves 33.8 million to ...
A leper goes to watch a baseball game but when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat Because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, he’s very concerned about grossing out the other fans. The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won’t disturb anyone Finally, he finds an open seat ...
…something this girl knew all too well. One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver. “No way! Get lost!” replied the girl. “How about a bag of M&Ms ...
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and ...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes in with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. ...
A couple were Christmas shopping The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her ...
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we ...