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A man is sitting at home one night Suddenly, there’s a loud knock at the door. The man opens the door to find a six-foot beetle standing at the doorstep. “What in the world is this?” he asks. The beetle responds by attacking the man viciously, with a flurry of kicks and punches Then the beetle leaves. The man crawls ...

A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse. He says: – To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses. – To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza. – To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave ...

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set ...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a ...

Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit perturbed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes was pretty straightforward and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he thought he’d make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he said, “I noticed that you buy a lot ...

But anyway, I joined an online dating site and met a girl. I hadn’t put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that’s okay, because she’d just put a picture of her dog I sent her a message, something almost-clever like, “Your dog can ride in my pickup any time,” and she ...

One day, he told his problem to a friend he worked with at Walmart. His friend told him, “There is a possibility to make the truck easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied Billy Bob, “I really need to sell the truck.” “Okay,” said Billy Bob’s friend “Here is the address of a friend of mine. ...

Dave Smith is on his death bed and knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder to be in place to record his last wishes When all is ready he begins to speak: “My ...