Jack is a cowboy working on a large ranch in a remote pasture in Wyoming. One day as he’s overseeing the livestock on the ranch a brand-new 7 Series BMW suddenly advances toward him creating an enormous cloud of dust in the process The car stops and the driver is a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban ...
For a weekend break, three old college buddies go down to Tijuana, Mexico to enjoy a reunion. Well, they hadn’t seen each other for quite a few years so the stories were long, the laughs were loud and the booze really did flow that night. They had such a good time, that they all woke up the following morning and ...
Mary, an attractive lady of 85, was marrying for the fourth time. Naturally, this was a human-interest story and the local newspaper decided to send a reporter to interview Mary. The reporter sat with Mary and asked, “Could you tell me about your husbands and how they earned their living?” Mary smiled and said, “Well, my first husband was a ...
Jake is a rookie cop and he’s on his first day in a patrol car. His partner is Vinny, an experienced cop who’s been around the block a few times and he knows the score. Nothing much happens for the first hour of their shift but then suddenly they get a call on the radio asking them to disperse a ...
A police officer, Jim Murphy stops a speeding car. As Officer Murphy approaches the vehicle, it’s obvious to him that the driver is extremely agitated. So, naturally, Officer Murphy is cautious. “Good afternoon, sir,” said the police officer. “Do you know why I’ve stopped you?” “Yes, officer,” the driver responds. “I was speeding. But you’ve got to understand, I’m in ...
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were in an art gallery viewing a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve and calm,” said the Englishman. “That suggests they were English.” “Nonsense,” said the Frenchman. “They are naked and beautiful. That suggests they must have been French.” The Russian reflected on what he’d ...
Maude had recently been widowed and she visits the mortuary to pay her respects to her late husband, Bert’s body. The mortuary assistant leads her into the Chapel of Rest where the late Bert’s body is lying-in-state. On seeing Bert, Maude cannot stop herself from sobbing, with tears pouring down her face. The mortuary assistant attempts to comfort her, putting ...
The Native Americans on a remote reservation in Wyoming asked their new chief, Akecheta, whether the winter ahead was going to be mild or cold. Now Chief Akecheta was a modern man, educated in a university, but he hadn’t been taught the old ways and the wisdom of his ancestors. He looked into the sky, but he was unable to ...