Police officer, Danny Malone, pulls over a catholic priest for driving erratically and swerving all over the road. Officer Malone gets out of his police car and, as he approaches the window of the priest’s car, he notices what looks like a bottle of wine in a brown bag on the passenger seat next to the priest. Suspicious that he ...
When I was about seven years old, my father took me to the local funeral parlour, as he wanted to pay his respects to an old work colleague who’d recently died. This was a man I’d never met but it was important to my father and he thought it would be a good life experience for me to accompany him. ...
Following a very heavy night out with his buddies, Jerry wakes up at home the following morning with the mother of all hangovers. His head is banging and as he forces his eyes to open, he sees a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the bedside table waiting for him. He sits up in bed, and then ...
A farmer went into a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him at the counter said, “Well, how about that? I just ordered champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” the farmer responded. “This is a really special day for me, so I’m celebrating!” “Well, this is a really special day for me too, so ...
Jane arrived home, having just taken her Driving Test for the ninth time. Naturally, her husband Bill was keen to know how she’d got on this time. “So honey, how did it go this time?” Bill asked. “Not good,” Jane responded. “They failed me again.” “Really?” said Bill, sounding disappointed for her. “What did they pull you up on this ...
It was the beginning of a new school year and the teacher was getting to know the children by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living. The first little girl to respond said, “I’m Mary and my dad’s a builder.” Then another little girl spoke and said, “My name’s Louisa and my dad’s a police ...
One day the Devil challenges God to a baseball game between teams from Heaven and Hell. God smiled and said, “Hell wouldn’t have a chance.” “Why?” queried the Devil. “Oh Devil, come on now? I’ve got the greatest baseball players of all time. Hey, I’ve got Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle. I’ve even got the Yankee Clipper, Joe DiMaggio. Who ...
A teacher has prepared a test for two of her students. Now one of these kids is very clever but the other one is a bit slow, to say the least. The test has 10 questions and the teacher sits both students down in the classroom and gives them 45 minutes to complete the test. Once completed by the students, ...