A married couple, Jim and Josephine, owned their own circus and one day they walked into an Adoption Agency. Naturally, they explained their circumstances to the social worker. The social worker looked a little puzzled. “Are you sure that a travelling circus is the best environment in which to bring up a young child?” he asked. “I mean all those ...
Horseback ride Waco to Fort Worth a dusty It is a long journey on the road and tiring work for any cowboy. So, as George passed through a small town on the way, he decided to stop by the bar for a cold beer to quench his thirst. The locals were not very friendly to strangers passing through their town, ...
Jane was driving along Interstate 5 on her way to San Diego when her old car suddenly died on her. Naturally, she called out a local mechanic to help her. The mechanic arrived and said, “Howdy mam, what seems to be the problem?” “Well”, said Jane, “I was just driving along when suddenly I lost all power and the car ...
An artist, a lawyer and a computer nerd were discussing the merits of having a mistress. “A mistress has energy and passion,” said the artist. “And there’s always the thrill of doing something that’s forbidden.” “Well,” said the lawyer, “I must warn you that it could lead to a costly divorce and, in the worst case, bankruptcy. You’d have to ...
Bill was studying for a Masters Degree in American Studies at the University of London. He loved American culture, so naturally, he was a regular traveller to the USA. In particular, he liked getting to know real America beyond the obvious tourist destinations. On one trip he was staying in a hotel in Cheyenne, Wyoming when he saw an old ...
A group of dinner party guests were discussing whether men or women are the more trustworthy. Jack, a very opinionated, older man said bluntly, “Well, no woman can keep a secret.” “That’s not true!” said Jane, a pretty, young blond sitting next to him. “So, give me an example of when you’ve kept a secret then,” Jack responded. “Well,” said ...
A big black bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. “I’m sorry,” the bartender responds, “but we don’t serve bears beer in this bar. That’s our policy.“ Well, the bear is not amused. It rears back a little and then growls, “I don’t care about your policy. I’m a bear and I want a beer.” The bartender remains ...
Beryl’s married life had not been a happy one, and sadly one day, she passed away. Suddenly, she finds herself standing at the Pearly Gates in front of St Peter. “Hello, Beryl,” St Peter says, warmly. “You’ve done your best to lead a good and decent life, I know, so all I need is for you to spell one word ...