A Young man walking down the road late at night. Then, he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks only”, she says. He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides. They’re just about to go for it when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer. “What’s happening here, people?” asks the ...
In a train compartment, there were four companions – A Project Manager, his team member, an old woman, and her young daughter. Then, there comes a tunnel and the train goes through a dark tunnel. Suddenly there comes a smooching sound and then a slap !!! The train comes out of the tunnel…The women and the assistant are sitting there ...
One morning, the husband returns after fishing for several hours and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the woman decides to take the boat out. She motors out a brief distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes an officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What ...
Once an old lady stepped into a bus with her son and when the bus started to move, his son stepped out and asked her to mind stop X. After two minutes of the ride, the old lady walked up to the aisle and asked the conductor if stop X has come. The conductor said not yet. After that, she ...
The biology lab, he was trying to teach some important lessons of life to the students through an experiment. He said, ” students, hunger is most powerful than any other feeling around you.” He puts a female mouse and a piece of bread in a container. And while holding the male mouse in his hand he said: ” students, here ...
A father, at night, took his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying, “God bless mom, God bless papa, God bless granny, and goodbye grandpa.” Father finds it strange and said, “Why did you say goodbye grandpa?” His little daughter looked at him and said, “I don’t know, papa. ...
Last week, I took some friends out to a brand new restaurant opened in our city. There I noticed that the waiter who took our order had a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and ...
A young, fit looking Woman, is walking past a Pet Shop where she notices a Sign in the window “Good home needed for Clitoris-Licking Frog.” The woman goes inside and says to the Shopkeeper, “I noticed you have a Clitoris-Licking Frog? I’ll take one.” He packages up a Frog. The woman sneaks out the door and rushes home. She gets ...