Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” the judge said. “Well, Your Honor,” Dan started, “every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical twins, sometimes ...
One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one in which there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks. “What’s this?” she asked. “Pulverized ...
One day an officer from the Department of Animal Husbandry on a surprise visit went to a village and there met a man and asked Officer: What do you feed your hens? Villager: Oh, Sir. Nothing special, We give them all the left out food, all the organic waste and the food waste that we eat. Officer: You people are ...
A Spanish Teacher was teaching in a class about the usage of nouns. How, unlike English, nouns are categorized as masculine or feminine. “House” for example, is Feminine: “La Casa.” “Pencil” , however, is masculine: “El Lapiz.” A student asked, “What gender is “Computer”? In spite of giving the answer, she decided to do a fun activity which results in ...
Once a time a teenage girl named Ashley was sitting in a class. Behind her was little John. Ashley was bored so she fell asleep. Luckily the teacher did not notice and went on teaching. In the last quarter-hour of the class, she asks a question. “Tell me, who made this universe, class?”, The teacher asked. Little Johnny poked with ...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver shouts aloud, Car gets out of control and nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches away from a shop window. For a second there was complete silence in the cab, then the driver said, “Sir, don’t you ever do ...
The next class was of Science, and in the biology lab, the teacher was trying to do an experiment in front of the students. He took a frog and placed it in a container and said aloud “Jump“ The frog jumps. Then he cuts a leg of the frog and again shouts “jump“. The frog jumps. He does it 2 ...
A woman is watching the news on TV and they are reporting live from a helicopter about a man going the wrong way. All the other cars on the highway are swerving all over the place trying to avoid hitting this guy. She calls her husband to warn him as he knows that he travels on that highway at this ...