A maid want her salary to increase. Her boss who is a female ask her to give 3 reasons why she deserve such increment. Maid: I can cook better than you. Boss: what gives you that impression? Maid: your husband said that. Boss: okay, give me the second reason? Maid: I can Iron better than you. Bold: who told you? ...
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger” ….. “In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days.” “Before I kill you, I grant you three requests” “What is your FIRST request ???’ The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to ...
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident. The principal replies, “I know Little Johnny as well as his whole ...
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a freezer to keep it in.” ...
A lawyer representing a wealthy art dealer called him and said “Saul, I have good and bad news for you” The art dealer replied, “I’ve had a terrible day, give me the good news first.” “Well”, he said, “ I met with your wife yesterday and she told me she had bought two pictures for $5000 and she thinks they ...
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to death?” “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second man. “You get the shakes, and you get ...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” The father looks at him ...
I phoned my local radio station today. When the guy answered the phone he said, “ Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize.” “Wahoo!” I shouted in delight. “It’s a Maths question,” he said. “Feeling confident?” “I’ve got a degree in Maths and I used ...