The guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” He walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.” “Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity ...
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you,” announced the teacher “Walking is especially beneficial… … And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking ...
He dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered “Hello?” “Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to the youngster, the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?” “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him? ” the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.” ...
At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answered an engineer. They all board the train The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest ...
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years. One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to ...
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat. The atheist was astounded, but before he could make sense of the situation, the rabbi says, “Oh Yahweh help me, I forgot my bait!” ...
… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs Williams, do you know who I am?” She answered, “Of course I know who you are, Mr Rawley. I’ve known you since you were a little boy, and honestly, you’re a disappointment. You lie, you cheat on your wife, ...
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie As he approached, the ticket agent asked “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said “That’s my pet rooster Chuck Wherever I go, Chuck goes.” “I’m sorry, sir.” Said the ticket agent “We can’t allow animals in the theater.” The old farmer went around the ...