Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet at a fund raiser. Woods turns to Wonder and says: “How is the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder replies: “Not too bad! How’s the golf?” Woods replies: “Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I’ve got that right now.” Stevie Wonder says: “I always find that when my ...
A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he’d buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ‘Well, I don’t know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except… the Magic Penis!’ The husband ...
A couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband presented his wife a beautiful old gold antique locket on a chain as a surprise package Amazingly when his wife opened the locket, a little fairy appeared. Addressing the astonished couple, the fairy said, “Your fifty years of devotion to each other has released me from this locket, and in return I ...
Here is the situation, Jenny the farmer’swife looks out of her window. What does she see but a bull in a field caught his head in between the bars of a feeder. Jenny calls the fire brigade.Their siren only makes the bull more agitated. When they appraise the situation they realise they are not equipped to deal with cattle, so ...
A manager, his secretary and a sales representative are walking to lunch when suddenly the wind blows a balloon shape kettle cup down to their end. They caress it gently and in the twinkling of an eye a Genie splurge. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you an opportunity to say whatever you wish, but just one wish.’ ‘Me ...
Three men of God met and agreed to tell one another their bugging problem which must secretly be kept from others hearing. The first pastor said “my problem is pilfering; I always steal from the church purse, please brethren I need you to pray for me.” The second confessed he was a Casanova, that he has almost slept with all ...
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen’s breasts for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the ...
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said ‘how does the male know when the female is ready for sex’? I replied he can smell she is ready that’s how nature works! We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfriend asked how the ...