In a convent in Kenya , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it: One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as ...
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s too far for him and his dog, Old Joe, to walk. He wanders out to the road and flags down a sports car. The driver says, “I’ll give you a ride, but that ...
In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit’s end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the parents thought that they ...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. The Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?” The professor looks at the exam again, “Yep, an 80 is what you deserve” The Little Johnny takes the exam back and asks “If I’ll bite my own eye, will you give me ...
A man and a woman decided to travel to a deserted mountain road to make love. They park the car on a sloping shoulder off the road, take off all of their clothes, hop into the back seat, and start to rock the car. Well, the car is an older model, and they forget to set the emergency brake properly, ...
Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter. St. Peter tells the nuns, “since you’ve all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you’d like to.” The first nun says, “I’d like to be Mother Theresa”, and Peter says, “No problem.” The second nun says, “I’d like to return as Princess ...
An elderly woman joined a flight from Melbourne to Brisbane to go spend some days with her loved ones. Unfortunately, the route of the trip was switched, and the plane was diverted to Sydney. The passengers weren’t excited about the change in plans, and the crew onboard tried to appease them. The flight attendant explained why the delay was happening ...
A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn’t think that he could have made it without his Rosary and two ...