After 15 years of not having s*x, an old couple finally decides that it’s about time they did something about their s*x life. After much deliberation they decide to have a nudist day, they will walk around the house all day with nothing on, and just see what happens. The next day comes and they decide to have breakfast around ...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” And the deer replied, “Oh, you are, Master.” The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of ...
Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have SEX, they will call it ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the children won’t understand. One day, Dad sends Son to tell Mum that he wants to make a ‘PHONE CALL’. Mum replies: tel your Dad that the Network is busy today. Dad replies: tell your Mum that d call is urgent, ...
The Lion, King of the jungle is having his birthday party! He furiously instructs the leopard to not let anyone inside his party except if they bring meat and if they don’t, he must shove whatever meal they brought up their a$s! The leopard, with a smirk on his face, nods in agreement. The next day everyone in the jungle ...
There is the 50th birthday of a man and he wasn’t feeling too good that morning. He went to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant and say Happy birthday! She’d probably have a present for him. As it turned out, she didn’t even good morning, let alone any happy birthday. he thought, well, that’s wives for him. The man ...
A professor is sent to darkest part of Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science: One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked and the chief pulls the professor aside and says. “Look here! You’re the only white ...
At school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: “Tylenol?” “Very good! And what is it used for?” “It is used for a headache.” The second pupil said: “Nytol.” “Excellent!” said Sister Catherine. “And what it is ...
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say, goodbye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The next ...