A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she ...
After taking his seat on a plane, A young man was startled to see a pigeon strapped in next to him. After take-off, he asked the flight attendant for a cup of coffee, but the pigeon yelled over him “Get me a whiskey, now!” A few moments later the attendant returned with the whiskey, but no coffee. “Hey, dumb@ss,” the pigeon ...
A man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised, “Why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?” He was shocked. He screamed at her, ‘Are you mad?’ She spoke softly, ‘Nothing happened to me… It is you have a problem. You wake up early ...
There are Two Young men and an old man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can’t do what they ask. The first young man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; He goes into hell. The second young man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; He goes into hell. The ...
Little Johnny and his girlfriend are on the phone. Little Johnny says “Hey, babe wanna get a bit naughty tonight,” Little Zoe says “Yeah, why not Johnny”. So little Johnny says “ok want to do it on Snapchat” and little Zoe says ” yeah sure why not,” So little Johnny says “Please don’t screenshot” Little Zoe replies back with “Okay” ...
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, “Don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job.” “Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can’t ...
When an old man died the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased during his funeral. “The man you see lying here today was a Godly man…Back in the day, he could come at church just to pray for his family. He could spare some time at least twice a week just to do some ...
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.” With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife ...