When the teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: “Sir excuse me; your zipper is open.” So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper. He went near little Jonny and told him: “My dear it would better to say: the office door is open.” The next day when the teacher entered the class, unfortunately, his zipper was again ...
The teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!”, The backbencher student responds. “Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them. “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher orders a frontbencher. “And for me a ...
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom. Michael?” Michael: “Just a minute, I have to go pee.” Teacher: “That would be rude and impolite! What about you Peter? ...
A parrot developed the bad habit of f*cking the farmer’s hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will pull out every feather in the parrot’s head. The next day, the farmer again catches the parrot humping a hen and snatches the parrot bald. The following day, the farmer’s wife hosts a ...
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph. The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road. The man followed it into a farmyard but ...
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask. “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied. “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I ...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!” “I can’t jump out the ...
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, She read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With ‘Carnation ...