One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion Old Lady And Her Crazy Names So one day the old lady decided to buy a dog The old lady was so bored she wanted to name her Mansion but she could not think of a name for her ...
A father passes away and his son is arranging the funeral. He talks to the mortician about his father’s remains. The son says, “I know we don’t have much money, but I want the best for my father. Please do what you can.” A week after the funeral, the mortician presents the son with a bill for fifty dollars. Thinking ...
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rotty was really humping away and the lady was frantically trying to break them up, to no avail. A small boy name little Johnny walked up and stuck his finger in the Rotty’s butt, and the ...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” replied the voice at the other end. “It is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.” “Well I really need to speak to the branch,” said the old ...
It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son: The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions about Paddy and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long ...
Paddy and Mick, two elderly friends were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick had a very big mickey. “I say, ‘tis a remarkable mickey you have there,” Paddy ...
At the National Art Gallery, an elderly husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble ...
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about One foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls ...