An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.” “I thank you,” said the ...
Two Irish priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand , and heads back to the showers. ...
Eddie desperately wanted to make love with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but unfortunately she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me make love to you…” The girl looked at him, then said, “no” Eddie said, “I’ll be ...
Two engineering students ran into each other when going across campus. One of them noticed that the other one was riding a brand new bicycle. He waved him over and asked, “Hey, where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Carol gave it to me.” “Carol gave it to you?!? I knew she was into you, ...
Bill goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to keep me going all night? The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, “This stuff is very potent so drink only one ounce. I guarantee ...
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing ...
For past 40 years, my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy. For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it. Finally, last ...
If a donkey is tied to a peg, and he is in a bad mood, he can uproot the peg and run away… This should never happen, so in the olden days, wise people used to tie donkeys in pairs instead of pegs. By doing this, both the donkeys do not move from their place…!!! Because if one of the ...