A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this neighborhood. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned ...
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. “Not yet,” said little Johnny. “There’ll be no breakfast until you’ve done your chores, young man,” she tells him. Little Johnny gets a little sulky at this, so when he goes to feed the chickens, he kicks one of them to take out his frustration ...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were each given the same red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in ...
The first brother is the strongest. “Watch this,” he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood. “What happened?!” His brothers exclaimed. “You see that mansion over there?” “Yeah?” “Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry They are all dead.” “Wow!” ...
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road It’s a beautiful road Everyone knows how beautiful it is. JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do ...
This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly …. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all ...
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so ...
While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. “Dear John, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I’m really sorry. Love, Elizabeth – P.S Please return the picture you have ...