A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his sex-life with his wife… … so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up. He is hearing that there is a foreign student who has a lot of luck with girls on the campus so he decides to ask him for advice. “Paolo, how are you doing it?” ...
Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men have done, well usually in their teens, but this is a small town in Galway where the woman are usually more reserved and men, well men are men and a pretty girl will always attract ...
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the ...
A worried father calls the family doctor because he thinks his teen son has caught a venereal disease. “I think he got it from the maid,” says the concerned dad, “and I’ve also been sleeping with the maid.” “Okay,” the doctor replies calmly. “Well, when you bring him into the office we’ll take a look at you as well.” “And ...
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replies, “Show me.” So the woman pokes her ankle and screams in pain. She pokes her knee and yells again. She pokes her forehead and screams louder than before. She is about to continue when ...
I got the craving for a McDonald’s Big Mac about a week ago and went to our local McDonald’s drive-through. The girl who took my order at the window was, much to my surprise, wearing a full-on black Burqa. The only thing I could see of her was her eyes. I went on and collected my order, still slightly amused ...
Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ...
There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend. And as fate would have ...