She’s single, she’s shapely, she’s beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I ...
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I always received a lovely thank you note. However, since my daughter-in-Law stopped making the grandkids send thank you notes, I never hear ...
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a business card, wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following ...
So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not sell the particular model till the next day, since he wants to buy it on his birthday. The salesman gives his word. The next day Johnny goes back to the showroom only to find the car being sold ...
Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally ...
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little ...
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with ...
Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’. Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. ‘Damn’ he says and pulls himself up by the ...