A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy. “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows so I drove a nail into the 2×4 just above where the cow’s stall is in the barn. Please show him where ...
A drover, who just moved to Queensland from Victoria, walks into a bar and orders three glasses of XXXX. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the drover, “You know, a ...
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on ...
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college. A young man opened the door and let him in. The old man examined ...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming ...
We recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus Bull. We put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay if that’s possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come to have a look at him. He said the bull was ...
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later: Again Judy remarried and this time she and John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, ...
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West: The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. “Do you think you could ...