Norman is 89 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement over 20 years ago. One day he arrives home upset. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight is so bad that once I hit the ball I can’t see where the dang thing goes.” His wife sympathises and makes him a hot ...
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said. “I don’t know how to use this.” She bowed her head and asked God to send her ...
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, a gentleman and a lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day: The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They ...
Two storks are sitting in their nest: A father stork and a young stork. The young stork is crying and Father stork is trying to calm him: “Don’t worry, son, your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.” The next evening it’s Father’s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in ...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mother, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll ...
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of the locals. He finds an old farmer and asks if he might be able to give him some pointers. The old farmer tells him “sure, meet me here at 6 am tomorrow and I’ll ...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first. He obviously couldn’t wait that long, and the next time his grandmother turned around he was gone. She panicked and looked everywhere for him, but he ...
A Tasmanian was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun ...